How do we tell time? It could have been sometime in May, sometime in Spring, sometime between the 3rd and 4th Week of Action, all of these are correct.
Suffice to say the actual day on the Gregorian Calendar can no longer be recalled by us. However, we are confident that Keith Johnson, the Eastern Regional President of Brassfield and Gorrie, recalls the specific date.
Do you know the Keith Johnson? Who lives on [hyperlinked address]? Specifically at [hyperlinked address]?
Well ten or so people do. They came and greeted Mr. Jonhson with smoke bombs, spray paint, and a megaphone. And none of them were arrested.
Mr. Johnson why don’t you just stop Cop City already? Don’t you think your wife Mrs. Johnson would like to be able to relax and not have to deal with people making noise outside your house?
Submitted anonymously over email